Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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