They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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