Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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