I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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