My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
