ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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