butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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