So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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