Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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