Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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