Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
