I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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