Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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