you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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