I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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