What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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