U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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