Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
