I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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