your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
