No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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