Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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