Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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