Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
