Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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