I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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