Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
40s are totally the cure
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
