Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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