Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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