You really coming over, don't trick.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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