Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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