Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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