Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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