we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
