I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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