were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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