so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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