So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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