Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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