theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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