He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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