"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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