Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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