I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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