I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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