# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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