So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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