do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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