He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
