i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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