to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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