I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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