he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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